I think my key holder is trying to take over the world.
It has bitten/speared me twice this year, once recently and rather deeply for a key holder, and it just tried to annex my wallet. I've had the thing since 4th grade, I guess it's getting bored of being existentially bored with its place in life and has decide to try to change it instead. It's also falling apart a bit- I guess I should start looking for a new one. But I don't precisely know how: I've never bought such a thing before, I've had this one for 11 years or so. And then- what Do you do with a scheming retired keyholder?
It has bitten/speared me twice this year, once recently and rather deeply for a key holder, and it just tried to annex my wallet. I've had the thing since 4th grade, I guess it's getting bored of being existentially bored with its place in life and has decide to try to change it instead. It's also falling apart a bit- I guess I should start looking for a new one. But I don't precisely know how: I've never bought such a thing before, I've had this one for 11 years or so. And then- what Do you do with a scheming retired keyholder?