Why?

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What is it about college that compells one to eat odd foods in odd combinations? Either you live on junkfood, or you live on pasta and lettuce. And I seem to be no exception: tonight, dinner was a bowl of cereal and milk, and a bowl of coleslaw, by which I mean chopped cabbage with mayo, oil, vinnegar and some dill. I wonder if anyone makes it all the way through college eating like a civilized human being.