HUmor Where Humor is Due

[debka_notion]

I just walked to run some errands, and when I returned, I found myself without keys- I think I never moved them back to my regular purse after SHabbat. So I was contemplating just getting my bike out and running my other errands- but my helmet is inside the house. I was going to call my folks- realized I'd left my cellphone inside, charging, and I didn't think my neighbors had a spare key anymore either. So I walked around the house looking for an open window, found open, pressed the screen up and open (I don't think they're actually supposed to do that- but it's an older house, and they're old and lousy windows)- and climbed in by standing on a drain. Must have looked quite, quite ridiculous. Either that, or like I was a particularly dumb robber. Please, do laugh.