Why Does My Room Smell Like Honey?

My room really does randomly smell like honey. And my honey jar is closed. THere are worse things, but it seems rather random.

Speaking of random things, we now have an explanation for the homicidal smurf routine- decided it was based on the gender imbalance I've been told about on the show, which has been shown to raise the crime rate, since there's all sorts of male (in this case)energy that is usually directed at attracting and wooing mates that isn't used in that way, since there are too few women, and it gets deflected into crime. This is a large problem in China now, as the children of the first generation of governmentally limitted births is reaching young adulthood or so (my timing is a bit blurry- ok, more than a bit blurry), and since there's a social prejudice valuing boys higher than girls, more girls were aborted/abandoned since families could only raise one child, and therefore the population is rather badly unbalanced. Besides messing up future generations, it also wrecks havoc on current social structure. Guess this goes for smurfs too.

Why Does My Room Smell Like Honey?

My room really does randomly smell like honey. And my honey jar is closed. THere are worse things, but it seems rather random.

Speaking of random things, we now have an explanation for the homicidal smurf routine- decided it was based on the gender imbalance I've been told about on the show, which has been shown to raise the crime rate, since there's all sorts of male (in this case)energy that is usually directed at attracting and wooing mates that isn't used in that way, since there are too few women, and it gets deflected into crime. This is a large problem in China now, as the children of the first generation of governmentally limitted births is reaching young adulthood or so (my timing is a bit blurry- ok, more than a bit blurry), and since there's a social prejudice valuing boys higher than girls, more girls were aborted/abandoned since families could only raise one child, and therefore the population is rather badly unbalanced. Besides messing up future generations, it also wrecks havoc on current social structure. Guess this goes for smurfs too.

Another of Those Short Random Possibly Annoying Posts

There was a dryer sheet in my laundry. I Don't Use dryer sheets: I'd rather not use dryers, I just don't have access to a clothes line in the dorm, and it annoys me enough as is, without dryer sheets materializing in my laundry.

Also, I wore Mom's old brown dress to dinner, since it was between my shower and having to change for the swing performance, and people kept telling me I look like a princess, and very pretty, and that's just odd. After all, this is the dress Mom stopped wearing to work because the old people there (she works 3 days a week at a nursing home) kept thinking she was a nun. I'm confused. Yes, it has a pretty sun-like thing on it, and darker brown embroidery and a ruffle at the bottom- but it's just an old dress. I wore it because it was Comfortable. Not to say that the attention wasn't very flattering and appreciated (it was), but- I just don't quite get it.

Anyways, I thought princesses were fine boned and had little feet. Except I feel like there's a children's story out there about a princess who had big feet. Any ideas? And then there's Once Upon A Mattress...

Another of Those Short Random Possibly Annoying Posts

There was a dryer sheet in my laundry. I Don't Use dryer sheets: I'd rather not use dryers, I just don't have access to a clothes line in the dorm, and it annoys me enough as is, without dryer sheets materializing in my laundry.

Also, I wore Mom's old brown dress to dinner, since it was between my shower and having to change for the swing performance, and people kept telling me I look like a princess, and very pretty, and that's just odd. After all, this is the dress Mom stopped wearing to work because the old people there (she works 3 days a week at a nursing home) kept thinking she was a nun. I'm confused. Yes, it has a pretty sun-like thing on it, and darker brown embroidery and a ruffle at the bottom- but it's just an old dress. I wore it because it was Comfortable. Not to say that the attention wasn't very flattering and appreciated (it was), but- I just don't quite get it.

Anyways, I thought princesses were fine boned and had little feet. Except I feel like there's a children's story out there about a princess who had big feet. Any ideas? And then there's Once Upon A Mattress...