Alarm Clock

[debka_notion]

My alarm clock is now up to 18 minutes fast, all of its own volition. I should reset it again, so I don't perpetualy confuse myself. A fast alarm clock is not the best thing for someone who tends to be early already. But that's what I get for getting one that was something like $5.

Comments

[jessebeller.livejournal.com]

dear maya

premièrement: splurge on a good $15 clock/radio. itll pay itself off over time. youll get a more effective alarm, better reception and, if your lucky, one of them hot new clock/radio designs

deuxiemment: one extra minute dont make all that much difference

troisiemment: try to be later more often. people will think youre cooler. women will want you, men will envy you. or maybe thats the other way round.

quatriemment: i couldnt think of anything extra to say, i just wanted to write 'quatriemment.'

[shirei-shibolim.livejournal.com]

18 minutes fast? Wow. It's times like this when I wish I were into Qabbalah. (It doesn't last long.)