Dialect Translation

[debka_notion]

In the spirit of shirei_shibolim's recent post: I just found a rather amusing site that translates whatever you write into assorted comic dialects. So:
"I want to buy your camel for not more than 6 zuz. It has a hamstrung left leg, so you have no right to charge more." Translates into:

ah's hankerin' t'buy yer camel fo' no mo'e than 6 zuz. It has a hamstrung lef' leg, so yo' haf no right t'charge mo'e.

I wanna steal yo' camel fo' not mo'e dan 6 zuz. WORD! IT gots a hamstrung left leg, so's ya' gots no right t'charge mo'e."

"I want ter buy yor camel for not more than 6 zuz. IT 'as an 'amstrung left leg, so yer 'ave no right ter charge more."

"I want to buy youw camew fow not mowe than 6 zuz. It has a hamstwung weft weg, so you have no wight to chawge mowe."

"I vunt tu booy yuoor cemel fur nut mure-a thun 6 zooz. It hes a hemstroong lefft leg, su yuoo hefe-a nu reeght tu cherge-a mure-a."


1 want to buyt yo rcma3l fro nit more tha|\| 6 zuz!!!!!!!!!!1 LOLOOOLOL!!!!!!!111~~~~~~~ IT HHAS A AHMTSRTUGN LEFT LEG, SO YPOU HAVE N R1GHT TO CHARGE
MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11~ '

And of course, the ever popular layering effect:
"'z '0onkuueen' t"neeX0r y3' cemuiu foo noot mooe-a-a doon 6 zuuz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11~~~~ fofd you suck!!!!!!!!!!!111~~~~ lollloololo~~~ BFEEMEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT GOITSS UN
'EMSTfUUNG FEFFFFF EG, SOO"S YOO' "EEFFFF NOO FEEGHT T'CH3FGE-A-A MOO"E-A-A!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~~~~ "

Don't know about you, but I can't recognize that as much.