My Keys

[debka_notion]

I think my key holder is trying to take over the world.

It has bitten/speared me twice this year, once recently and rather deeply for a key holder, and it just tried to annex my wallet. I've had the thing since 4th grade, I guess it's getting bored of being existentially bored with its place in life and has decide to try to change it instead. It's also falling apart a bit- I guess I should start looking for a new one. But I don't precisely know how: I've never bought such a thing before, I've had this one for 11 years or so. And then- what Do you do with a scheming retired keyholder?

Comments

[chinchillama.livejournal.com]

Send to Florida

[belu.livejournal.com]

Key.. holder?

[debka-notion.livejournal.com]

Like a key ring, but with a bunch of little loopy things in a sort of flat wrapping container. Generally the sort that men keep in their back pockets, except mine came in a set with a women's wallet. That make any more sense?

[belu.livejournal.com]

I think so. Dunno where one would find one though. You may be able to make one.

[chinchillama.livejournal.com]

key fob perhaps being the word? and if thats the case, any leather goods store would have them

[fleurdelis28.livejournal.com]

They sell things like that in the Brandeis bookstore, or at least they used to. Don't imagine they've stopped.

It doesn't sound like it's trying to take over the world, though it may have a personal grudge against you...