No, Self, Really

[debka_notion]

Self: You Really must stop organizing and starting your cleaning. Now. Or you'll be exhausted at minyan, and that makes you nervous about your layning, and you'll start by looking at the wrong place again, and then you'll be unhappy with yourself again. You can clean in the morning. You'll find yourself a way to CVS to procure new mascara (what Did happen to your old one?), lipstick (ditto- it's somehwere, just probably somewhere at home), and makeup remover (cold cream??). Silly self. You should have learned to understand and use all these things by now, like other members of your gender.

On the brighter side- good going on finding the cell phone. On the lower side of that- why didn't you look and see what went plunk last night when you were going to sleep Then, and save the anxiety?

OK, really self- brush your teeth and go to sleep. Now.

Comments

[belu.livejournal.com]

I'd say that baby wipes are your friends, but my experience with mascara and lipstick says that baby wipes won't get all of it off. It gets most of it off, though, enough that you can ignore it as it wears off over the next couple days or so.

[jessebeller.livejournal.com]

god maya
way to fuck up your gender role

[debka-notion.livejournal.com]

Sorry Jesse. I can manage basic makeup when necessary, both in performance mode and formal mode, but with no particular finesse. Why the heck should I? I'm a geek.

[fleurdelis28.livejournal.com]

That's okay -- I wear some sort of makeup almost every day, but had to be instructed in the proper use of blush by a lesbian from Berkeley. :)

[debka-notion.livejournal.com]

I don't know a thing about makeup besides the Very basics, and yet somehow I managed to be the one directing and coercing appropriate stage makeup use for HaMakor last year. Ahh, good old Puchalsky genes- "If you don't know it, make it up"...