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([personal profile] debka_notion Nov. 9th, 2007 12:46 am)
Tomorrow off I go to Syracuse for my first ever rabbinical student in residence sort of thing. Wish me luck- I am starting to get a bit nervous...

From: [identity profile] shirei-shibolim.livejournal.com


You'll do great. Just stay bright and attentive, and if anyone asks a question you can't answer, hit him with a fish and run.

From: [identity profile] shirei-shibolim.livejournal.com


Given the distance you'll be traveling, a processed fish would be advisable. You can get a nice fillet of smoked trout at the Westside Market on 110th St. If anyone at airport security asks why you need it in your carry-on, just explain that you're a rabbinical student.

(If you're concerned there won't be any refrigeration available for an extended period, salt cod is acceptable bedei`avad.)

From: [identity profile] debka-notion.livejournal.com


Is this some new (or revived Talmudic) ritual to go along with tfillat haderekh that I don't know about?

I think refridgeration here is just fine- it's upstate NY, I could always just put it outside. My hostess' roommate's dog might be more of a problem though- he's finding my crochet string appealing enough as is...

From: [identity profile] shirei-shibolim.livejournal.com


No no no, it's just a precaution to make sure you have a fish with which to hit someone, should the need arise. The ideal practice is certainly to use a live fish, and the Talisker Rebbe (zikhrono levilbul) was makpid to carry a small fish tank at all times to make sure this was possible under any circumstance. That said, most poskim allow processed fish lekhathila as long as it's visually identifiable as fish by a katan of average seafaring ability.

From: [identity profile] debka-notion.livejournal.com


Is a paper fish ok b'dieved? What if it's really well drawn and lifelike? What about a model that the person being hit doesn't realize isn't a real fish?

Can I put my fish tank on wheels? How about the katan? Does the katan need to have a boat accessible?

From: [identity profile] shirei-shibolim.livejournal.com


Is a paper fish ok b'dieved? What if it's really well drawn and lifelike? What about a model that the person being hit doesn't realize isn't a real fish?

The CJLS has ruled that if all possible avenues for acquiring real fish have been exhausted, one may use a paper fish. However, one should not say the berakha ("... vetzivvanu `al diyyug hasho'el").

Can I put my fish tank on wheels?

Arye Leyb of Bowmore used a tank on wheels.

How about the katan? Does the katan need to have a boat accessible?

Halakhically, no. However, the mekubbalim relate the oniya to hesed, and hesed corresponds to... well, nobody knows. Right around here they pass out from too much Scotch and imitation herring.
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From: [identity profile] redlily.livejournal.com


Maya, you joining the tzanchanim?

([livejournal.com profile] randomari, drop the hyphen! It's counterintuitive -- every other LJ-only tag has a hyphen -- but that will do it!)

From: [identity profile] debka-notion.livejournal.com


No, I'm flying, more's the pity. I'll make it up by Brandeis at some point, I'm just not at all sure when.

From: [identity profile] redlily.livejournal.com


Look out for my sister! Also, it's cloudy there 100% of the time, so try not to get too depressed. (I can never go visit her for long myself.)

From: [identity profile] debka-notion.livejournal.com


Didn't realize that was where your sib was. I'll keep my eyes peeled.

From: [identity profile] awful-dynne.livejournal.com


Good luck! Have a wonderful Shabbos! Oh, and enjoy the snow...I hear that it is snowing up there. Also, I have a friend that I met in Israel this past summer who is at Syracuse and fairly involved in the Hillel, her name is Rachel Dudley, so if you meet her please give my regards. Have fun and a great Shabbos! :)

From: [identity profile] awful-dynne.livejournal.com


Neat! I am glad that you were able to meet her! :)
Was the weekend/Shabbos interesting?

From: [identity profile] boroparkpyro.livejournal.com


sorry i missed this message, good luck lemafreia‘ ! ;-)
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